“The axe forgets, but the tree remembers” is typically a very true statement. Unless, of course, you have moral ocd, in which case the axe has been haunted for weeks and the tree does not remember or care. In fact, many sources report that the axe, which is actually a plastic butter knife, has never been anywhere near a forest. And also there is no tree.
You don’t realize how fast a month goes by till you’re on your period again and you just think to yourself, “damn its been a month already? I could have sworn I just got off this shit like last week.”




